you are the antibiotic of my heart

bigtigers:

bigtigers:
pupy

astraldemise:

crumploid.

horrorofthebeast:

ronaldreagancutupwhiletalking:
who is that wet little beast I see off in the distance

thestarsshone:

“i could fix him” “i could make him worse” well i AM him

flipocrite:

botanyshitposts:
scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple
the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

Anonymous whispered: Do you think there's anything to the idea that bi men should date other men so as not to be in patriarchal relationships with women?

afloweroutofstone:

My take is that a lot of people need to spend less time on the internet

vnusplanetoflove:

ikea is honestly so sick and twisted for making those tiny fake apartments. like. ok. maybe I will walk around and daydream. fuck u.

nierreplicantver122474487239:

nierreplicantver122474487239:
hannibal’s name rhyming with cannibal is like vague enough to be a coincidence but he’s also a fancy chef who always serves organ meat and/or raw meat dishes that exactly line up with whatever body part disappeared from the FBI’s most recent batch of bodies, and he serves it to the FBI, who doesn’t notice
Who’s the biggest weed dealer in Baltimore? I have to consult my friend Hannibis Lecter, the renowned gardener